Laura

Canute with the 7-Eleven tits drove a car like this. It was mom's.

Doom and Gloom

is it a bad sign

when you calendar the expiration of the statute of limitations on a thing?  Hmmmm.  That never happens

AYFKM?

Kid 2: Can i get a ride?  It's cold and dad is an hour away
Mom: No, me and Kid 1 are running errands and doing chores.
Kid 2:  PLEASE?!
Mom:  Fine.

*Picks up kid*

*Drops kid at end of the street*

Mom:  Don't tell Dad's GF we gave you a ride.

Fredo's New Wheels

It's a beautiful day

Aliens on the screen. Cops overhead. Blogging on a galaxy s iii from @credomobile with more power than all my other phones and computers put together.

Hey Neighbor Lady

 Does it come in blue? Will you park it behind my house to block the peepers on the street?  Will you get all naked and suntanny? Will you invite my hot classmate to come over and get topless?