Thursday, February 23, 2012

Miss Vicky

Victoria Principal rocking the 1970s
Thursdays are for pictures of naked chicks in man shirts.  This is probably where i get it, Lurlene

Tuesday, February 7, 2012


Posted by Picasa

What to drive

When it's 5 a.m. and your 60 year old parents picked you up at Chicago Midway after a redeye.  They want you to drive home. It's fine, because your bitch wife is 2000 miles away.  No price is too great.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Eat the Rich

Ferrari-driving bastard at the airport.  Why is he a bastard?  Because i couldn't catch up.

Money is Wasted on the Rich

This is another of the Chicken king's stable of rides. (It's not the actual car: his was original and mint).

It's not a grail car, because I only rode in it once, and the highlight was not ludicrous speed, driving on the beach, or cruising campus for topless Western babes jumping in to sex me up.  No, the highlight was being ordered to hop out and press the pedestrian button so the light would change faster.  Yes, the purpose of this pussy magnets was once again fulfilled in fine form.  Yay.