Friday, September 27, 2013

C ya

We're phasing this one out.  Visit us on the main page.  Everything will be transported there.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Not even once

If your're determined to pop your cherry in the methytown latrine.
Meth Virginity
Ambience courtesy of roaches and vomit
Make sure it's a Texaco registered toilet.  It's a dealer service.
Texaco rest room
Tetanus is YOUR problem , though.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

What a Difference

[Ed.: in honor of a similar post over at Drive By Shootings...]
A roofline makes, especially when it;s the difference between mommy jeans and an ass that, while conventional, is proportional and perceptible.

Example 1, amorphous blob of I don't even want to try anymore
1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon

Example 2, post chainsaw therapy.  Got in shape, even got dolled up just to be seen with you.

1981 Oldsmobile Cutlass

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Spread your wings

and fly away
Ford Thunderbird

Spicy Meatball

Fiat 128

Dirty Hippies

VW Kammback

VW Bus

London Gentleman

Jaguar XJ

A Different Sally

1968 Ford Mustang


1968 Ford Mustang

1968 Ford Mustang


Ford Pinto

Ford Pinto

Porsche 911 Targa

Porsche 911 Targa

Ford Truck

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

No, Fredo Wang

You're not borrowing my car. We know what you did with your own car.
crushed Ford Explorer
dogshit in the bong.  A mistake you only make once...

Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy.

Roosevelt Dam sign
your puny sign won't stop me.

Raoul the shapeshifter
I am everywhere and nowhere...

Asswipe Fail

The paper is gone, but get your tetanus shot, a master key and a weight belt before refilling. On the bright side, you've protected the little cardboard tube pretty thoroughly.