Which one belongs to the stripper?

A:  Neither.  This is at Bandaids, where the strippers spend their tips on bus rides and donuts. And penicillin.

Disposing of dead hookers

You're doing it wrong Craig James

1. daylight
2. busy street
3. traffic cams

Go ahead and return the car late in order to do it right.  It's worth the late charge.

 #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement