Sunday, December 16, 2012

is it a bad sign

when you calendar the expiration of the statute of limitations on a thing?  Hmmmm.  That never happens

Thursday, December 13, 2012


Kid 2: Can i get a ride?  It's cold and dad is an hour away
Mom: No, me and Kid 1 are running errands and doing chores.
Kid 2:  PLEASE?!
Mom:  Fine.

*Picks up kid*

*Drops kid at end of the street*
Mom:  Don't tell Dad's GF we gave you a ride.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

It's a beautiful day

Aliens on the screen. Cops overhead. Blogging on a galaxy s iii from @credomobile with more power than all my other phones and computers put together.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Hey Neighbor Lady

 Does it come in blue? Will you park it behind my house to block the peepers on the street?  Will you get all naked and suntanny? Will you invite my hot classmate to come over and get topless?

Friday, November 9, 2012

Lady Madonna

1980 Oldsmovbile Cutlass Supreme donk
What to drive on hopeful roadtrips/unplanned excursions to BFE Ohio.  Or to Food City for some Tecate on sale.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

"This ain't no fuckin' faggot John Mayer concert"

Nikki Sixx

Nikki Sixx, stating the obvious in the least politically correct way possible. Phoenix 8/10/12

I had to run away high

Motley Crue Phoenix August 10, 2012
because I forgot the rest of the goddam fucking words.  Except for Fuck, fuckers and fucking.  All I need to do to remember those is to look at my tats or Sixx's guitar strap. - Vince Neil, to a voice inside his own head.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Miss Vicky

Victoria Principal rocking the 1970s
Thursdays are for pictures of naked chicks in man shirts.  This is probably where i get it, Lurlene

Tuesday, February 7, 2012


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What to drive

When it's 5 a.m. and your 60 year old parents picked you up at Chicago Midway after a redeye.  They want you to drive home. It's fine, because your bitch wife is 2000 miles away.  No price is too great.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Eat the Rich

Ferrari-driving bastard at the airport.  Why is he a bastard?  Because i couldn't catch up.

Money is Wasted on the Rich

This is another of the Chicken king's stable of rides. (It's not the actual car: his was original and mint).

It's not a grail car, because I only rode in it once, and the highlight was not ludicrous speed, driving on the beach, or cruising campus for topless Western babes jumping in to sex me up.  No, the highlight was being ordered to hop out and press the pedestrian button so the light would change faster.  Yes, the purpose of this pussy magnets was once again fulfilled in fine form.  Yay.