Sunday, December 16, 2012

is it a bad sign

when you calendar the expiration of the statute of limitations on a thing?  Hmmmm.  That never happens

Thursday, December 13, 2012

AYFKM?

Kid 2: Can i get a ride?  It's cold and dad is an hour away
Mom: No, me and Kid 1 are running errands and doing chores.
Kid 2:  PLEASE?!
Mom:  Fine.

*Picks up kid*

*Drops kid at end of the street*
Mom:  Don't tell Dad's GF we gave you a ride.