Walking Is Soooo 20th Century

Road Rage

"I went to war.  What's your fucking excuse"

Yeah, Reza Still Hates You

You shouldn't have threatened his dope stash

Welcome to Phoenix

Speeding at rush hour...

why do cops hate Lincolns?

Fredo Wang

Pimping ain't easy. 30 years in the same hoopty. Poor wang.

y u mad bro

For some reason, the redundant Obama stickers angered the mouthbreathing homeless methheads of Mesa.  You want i should be spreading Santorum instead? (Unless the equality sticker is what ANGARed him)

Tales from SEMA

I found the lair.

Tales from SEMA

This guy forgot to wash his hands after emailing a picture of his pissing cock to his lover Fabio.  Or his confidential Italian secretary.  Tomato, tomahto.

Dear Craigslist

Bring this bitch to Phoenixand I'll write a check

Fredo Wang, Travelin' Man

Dilaudid, STAT!  Wait, Clorox enema

Smokin' blunts and rollin' dirty

Wake the fuck up or I will throw chairs at you

Come on, Craigslist

Don't Let Me Down

VegaS.  wHAT THE FUCK?  Bring this to Phoenix and sell it to me.

Sunrise at the casino

means it's time to walk home.

Only in my dreams

You're all growed up - Let go of my tongue

Oh, sweet Bjargey.  "BJ" from the BK Lounge back in the hogh school days.  I dreamt of you.  Feeling you up in the shower.  Getting my tongue stuck while Frenching.

Best Fairmont Ever

You've come a long way, baby.

Terminator T-X

prowling the streets of Phoenix, looking for John Connor or that vet chick

 

What to Drive

 when your wheels are on fire.

What to Drive

from Kalamazoo to New Mexico, trying to find naked chicks at the hot springs outside of Taos.

  Also, vampires and Dirty Dave.

Name That Car

You can tell a lot about a man by his wheel...

What NOT to drive

to your prom, because:

1. Your cousin said, "oh fuck no" when you asked to borrow his.
2. You didn't go anyway.
3. You only had about $3 for gas until payday as it was.

one crazy ass face for 1978

T-tops for playing pirate driving down Fraternity Village Drive

The Screaming Chicken announcing some sort of magical engine

It is not a Blue Devil engine

What to Drive

when you are at the BK Lounge having a delicious Whopper on a June night.  Whats the worst that can happen? Some kids nail your car backing out?  They laugh and peel out, yelling obscenities when you holler at them to stop?  Like that ever happens.