Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

y u mad bro

For some reason, the redundant Obama stickers angered the mouthbreathing homeless methheads of Mesa.  You want i should be spreading Santorum instead? (Unless the equality sticker is what ANGARed him)

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Tales from SEMA

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I found the lair.

Tales from SEMA

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This guy forgot to wash his hands after emailing a picture of his pissing cock to his lover Fabio.  Or his confidential Italian secretary.  Tomato, tomahto.

Dear Craigslist

Lincoln Continental Town Coupe
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Bring this bitch to Phoenixand I'll write a check

Fredo Wang, Travelin' Man

Dilaudid, STAT!  Wait, Clorox enema

Smokin' blunts and rollin' dirty

Wake the fuck up or I will throw chairs at you
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Come on, Craigslist

Don't Let Me Down

VegaS.  wHAT THE FUCK?  Bring this to Phoenix and sell it to me.

Sunrise at the casino

means it's time to walk home.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Only in my dreams

You're all growed up - Let go of my tongue
Oh, sweet Bjargey.  "BJ" from the BK Lounge back in the hogh school days.  I dreamt of you.  Feeling you up in the shower.  Getting my tongue stuck while Frenching.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Name That Car

You can tell a lot about a man by his wheel...

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What NOT to drive

to your prom, because:
  1. Your cousin said, "oh fuck no" when you asked to borrow his.
  2. You didn't go anyway.
  3. You only had about $3 for gas until payday as it was.
1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
one crazy ass face for 1978

1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
T-tops for playing pirate driving down Fraternity Village Drive

1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
The Screaming Chicken announcing some sort of magical engine
1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
It is not a Blue Devil engine
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What to Drive

when you are at the BK Lounge having a delicious Whopper on a June night.  Whats the worst that can happen? Some kids nail your car backing out?  They laugh and peel out, yelling obscenities when you holler at them to stop?  Like that ever happens.

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