Asswipe Fail

The paper is gone, but get your tetanus shot, a master key and a weight belt before refilling. On the bright side, you've protected the little cardboard tube pretty thoroughly.

It Just Seems a Little Pricey for a Unique Fixer-Upper Opportunity

Lurlene wants back in the "hospitality" business.  This could totally work...

we're fucked

The Thought Police have overrun us on the main site Room 101

Laura

Canute with the 7-Eleven tits drove a car like this. It was mom's.

Doom and Gloom

is it a bad sign

when you calendar the expiration of the statute of limitations on a thing?  Hmmmm.  That never happens

AYFKM?

Kid 2: Can i get a ride?  It's cold and dad is an hour away
Mom: No, me and Kid 1 are running errands and doing chores.
Kid 2:  PLEASE?!
Mom:  Fine.

*Picks up kid*

*Drops kid at end of the street*

Mom:  Don't tell Dad's GF we gave you a ride.