Pussy Galore

No, Fredo Wang

You're not borrowing my car. We know what you did with your own car.

dogshit in the bong.  A mistake you only make once...

Whoever he is, he sure talks gloomy.

your puny sign won't stop me.

I am everywhere and nowhere...

Asswipe Fail

The paper is gone, but get your tetanus shot, a master key and a weight belt before refilling. On the bright side, you've protected the little cardboard tube pretty thoroughly.

It Just Seems a Little Pricey for a Unique Fixer-Upper Opportunity

Lurlene wants back in the "hospitality" business.  This could totally work...

we're fucked

The Thought Police have overrun us on the main site Room 101