is it a bad sign

when you calendar the expiration of the statute of limitations on a thing?  Hmmmm.  That never happens

AYFKM?

Kid 2: Can i get a ride?  It's cold and dad is an hour away
Mom: No, me and Kid 1 are running errands and doing chores.
Kid 2:  PLEASE?!
Mom:  Fine.

*Picks up kid*

*Drops kid at end of the street*

Mom:  Don't tell Dad's GF we gave you a ride.

Fredo's New Wheels

It's a beautiful day

Aliens on the screen. Cops overhead. Blogging on a galaxy s iii from @credomobile with more power than all my other phones and computers put together.

Hey Neighbor Lady

 Does it come in blue? Will you park it behind my house to block the peepers on the street?  Will you get all naked and suntanny? Will you invite my hot classmate to come over and get topless?

Hookers and Blow...

Jobs

Fredo Wang: Litterbug

Lady Madonna

What to drive on hopeful roadtrips/unplanned excursions to BFE Ohio.  Or to Food City for some Tecate on sale.

Bond: Exceptionally Fine Shot

Slumber Inc. Attendant: I didn't know there was a pool down there...

You've Been Warned

Rock City

Yes, Detroit

Step back from the ledge.

What to drive

to CMU on a fraternity roadtrip.

"This ain't no fuckin' faggot John Mayer concert"

Nikki Sixx, stating the obvious in the least politically correct way possible. Phoenix 8/10/12

I had to run away high

because I forgot the rest of the goddam fucking words.  Except for Fuck, fuckers and fucking.  All I need to do to remember those is to look at my tats or Sixx's guitar strap. - Vince Neil, to a voice inside his own head.

Buzz Wang: Car Pooling

Sidewalk closed?

Thanks for the heads up.  I might have missed it otherwise

What the hell was wrong with us

in the 1970s.  1979 or 80 AMC Concord

This is so embarrassing

Mini Me

Ron Rice says leave my car alone.

I Like Big Butts

And I cannot lie

2012 Porsche Carrera GTS

2012 Porsche GT2RS

Walk like a(n)

pedestrian?

amphibian?

If you ain't First

You're last

Miss Vicky

Victoria Principal rocking the 1970s

Thursdays are for pictures of naked chicks in man shirts.  This is probably where i get it, Lurlene

Yeah

It looked like this except snowy and the upstairs was closed in

Stolen HBO: You're Doing It Wrong

Nice Magnavox, Fredo

Combos

Eat the Rich

Ferrari-driving bastard at the airport.  Why is he a bastard?  Because i couldn't catch up.

Money is Wasted on the Rich

This is another of the Chicken king's stable of rides. (It's not the actual car: his was original and mint).

It's not a grail car, because I only rode in it once, and the highlight was not ludicrous speed, driving on the beach, or cruising campus for topless Western babes jumping in to sex me up.  No, the highlight was being ordered to hop out and press the pedestrian button so the light would change faster.  Yes, the purpose of this pussy magnets was once again fulfilled in fine form.  Yay.

Best VW Dasher Ever

Don't Look Now (1973)

The nasty little troll of my nightmares has followed me to Phoenix.

Caption This

 

Phoenix Salutes Sarah Palin

with a Cougar Motorcade!

Eugene Kirchherr, Road Trippin'

Xcar revolution catches up with Tempe

Come on Y'all and Sing It With Me

It's 1% day at the car wash, and not just because that's all those rich bastards will tip.

When Car and Driver Didn't Suck

December 1977 for one.