Only in my dreams

You're all growed up - Let go of my tongue

Oh, sweet Bjargey.  "BJ" from the BK Lounge back in the hogh school days.  I dreamt of you.  Feeling you up in the shower.  Getting my tongue stuck while Frenching.

Best Fairmont Ever

You've come a long way, baby.

Terminator T-X

prowling the streets of Phoenix, looking for John Connor or that vet chick

 

What to Drive

 when your wheels are on fire.

What to Drive

from Kalamazoo to New Mexico, trying to find naked chicks at the hot springs outside of Taos.

  Also, vampires and Dirty Dave.

Name That Car

You can tell a lot about a man by his wheel...

What NOT to drive

to your prom, because:

1. Your cousin said, "oh fuck no" when you asked to borrow his.
2. You didn't go anyway.
3. You only had about $3 for gas until payday as it was.

one crazy ass face for 1978

T-tops for playing pirate driving down Fraternity Village Drive

The Screaming Chicken announcing some sort of magical engine

It is not a Blue Devil engine

What to Drive

when you are at the BK Lounge having a delicious Whopper on a June night.  Whats the worst that can happen? Some kids nail your car backing out?  They laugh and peel out, yelling obscenities when you holler at them to stop?  Like that ever happens.

Vegas: The Underbelly

Fremont East

You wander off the Strip or the Fremont St. Experience and the shit gets real.  Very Fast.

Road Trip?

Let me just give 8 a call and see if he's up for it.  What's the worst that can happen?

Which one belongs to the stripper?

A:  Neither.  This is at Bandaids, where the strippers spend their tips on bus rides and donuts. And penicillin.

It's a helluva commute

8 Barrel and E, somewhere between Kalamazoo and Daytona Beach

MI-6, Phoenix Embassy

Aston Martin DB7

Steak and a BJ Day

It's Prime Time at Durant's.  Whip that thing out and let Lurlene get to braising.

Best steak in town.  Classic old school mobster wheels for a classic old school mobster steak joint. What else do you need?

Drugs Sex Violence - Criminal Lawyer

So, "Jose L. Mendoza, Criminal Lawyer," are you a lawyer FOR criminals or a lawyer who IS a criminal?

Fredo Wang: Living the Dream

Who could ask for anything more?

A 33 year old "personal luxury coupe" and a flat between the industrial district and the airport.  Mad pimpin', dude.  I have this sudden urge to drink Dos Equis.. 

Best Escort Ever

Topaz, as in a disquieting color of urine, not as in gem

 Kind like how an Oldsmobile Starfire is the best Vega ever.

Carnage on the Highway

Four car(t) Pile up

Fredo Wang Style

Fredo Wang's Big Adventure

A night at the strip clup

this is the morning after: Truly Nolen, the exterminator people.

Not the worst thing to come out of Fredo's trousers that night