It's no Vincent Black Shadow

But it's no fucking 350 Honda either.  Mint 400, here I come

Phoenix Car Wash

Vegas, Lurlene

 

It's nearly time.

For Some Reason...

Indulge your inner 70s mobster

I have this uncontrollable urge to:

• go to University Lincoln Mercury for uh, no particular reason.
• babysit for a dead guy who owns fried chicken joints.

Strip Clubs for Dummies

Buzz Wang needs all the clues he can buy.

Look, Buzz GIRLS!!  Right over THERE!!!

Welcome to Mesa, Arizona, Hippy

Cop:  Sir, that shirt means either you're gay or a hippy or both. Russell Pearce thanks you to get the fuck out of whitebread Mormontown at your earliest convenience, which would need to be right this goddamn second.
*tasers ensue*

Fredo Wang: Travelin' Man

Deja Vu

Department of Corrections

But not in a good way. Where have we seen this look before? Perhaps HERE?!

Fredo Wang: Landed Gentry

 Wang Manor, in beautiful mid Scottsdale

Franco Wang

 
is Jesus of Vags - er - Vegas

Oh yeah, there was this place too

Same deal - invisible to strippers, but the waitress at least wanted to sell drinks.

Kirk Herbstreit Rates the Buckeyes

Nice finger, Mr. Bucknut

"we're Number 1!"

OK, so they sold one

not two. One

Boom

Maybe the muffler snuffed out the fuse?

I'll take unexploded ordnance for 300, Alex.

Pimp Race

If you ain't first, you're last

Green Eldorado vs. Red Frank Cannon Mark IV.  From the hat, and the pitched out smokes, I'm thinking it's Fredo's pimp dad in the Mark.

Welcome to Phoenix, brah

Jersey Shore is a felony, son

 You have the right to remain silent

Disposing of dead hookers

You're doing it wrong Craig James

1. daylight
2. busy street
3. traffic cams

Go ahead and return the car late in order to do it right.  It's worth the late charge.

 #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Kid Rock Jr.

No mullet, because he's incognito, but the Marlboro and the Camaro with the tumor shaped J.C. Whitney hood scoop sort of gives it away.