y u mad bro

For some reason, the redundant Obama stickers angered the mouthbreathing homeless methheads of Mesa.  You want i should be spreading Santorum instead? (Unless the equality sticker is what ANGARed him)

Tales from SEMA

I found the lair.

Tales from SEMA

This guy forgot to wash his hands after emailing a picture of his pissing cock to his lover Fabio.  Or his confidential Italian secretary.  Tomato, tomahto.

Dear Craigslist

Bring this bitch to Phoenixand I'll write a check

Fredo Wang, Travelin' Man

Dilaudid, STAT!  Wait, Clorox enema

Smokin' blunts and rollin' dirty

Wake the fuck up or I will throw chairs at you

Come on, Craigslist

Don't Let Me Down

VegaS.  wHAT THE FUCK?  Bring this to Phoenix and sell it to me.

Sunrise at the casino

means it's time to walk home.